Commentaries on Murphy's Laws
- If we lose much by having things go wrong, take all possible care.
- If we have nothing to lose by change, relax.
- If we have everything to gain by change, relax.
- If it doesn't matter, it does not matter.
Corollary (Jenning):The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law of the Perversity of Nature (Mrs. Murphy's Corollary):
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
Murphy's Constant Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws Everything goes wrong all at once.